Unfixable.
Unfixable.

Never trust anything that can't think for itself.

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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oblivi0s:

When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up

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sleeve:

glad he’s single cuz i’m gonna climb it like a ladder and by it i mean his……. heart

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conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

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