Unfixable.
Unfixable.

Never trust anything that can't think for itself.

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

(via palmist)

138,246 notes

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via disowns)

347,489 notes

chickenuqqet:

when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend

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(Source: sidethots, via yowing)

261,428 notes

obamafart:

i torture myself by looking at online clothing stores with $0 in my bank account

(via suspend)

333 notes

obamafart:

im 18 years old and i still ask mum to come to the doctors with me

(via suspend)

442 notes