Unfixable.
Unfixable.

Never trust anything that can't think for itself.

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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rehoboam:

pimps don’t do homework srry

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ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

(Source: ggaga, via succeeding)

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